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August 02, 2007


Uncle John

You might really consider whether or not Dylan should become friends with Maryanne. Any time they play she'll give up, surrender, perhaps sink her most prised warships in the harbour. It may warp his understanding of competition.

Then again, since her parents are French diplomats, they may have access to some oil-for-food money left over from the old Saddam days.

Teach him the basics now...

Q : How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A : Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.

Q : How do you cure a French Soldier of Constipation?
A : Give him a rifle.

Q. Why do French soldiers, and I use the term loosely, wear steel toed boots?
A. So when they drop their weapons and surrender they won't break their toes.

Q: Why does Paris plant trees on both sides of the street?
A : So the invading army can walk in the shade on both sides.1,2,

Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before

Q : How to you get France to surrender?
A : Declare War

Tegan Lewis

So cute! Maybe you should start collecting magnets representing each country Dylan has friends in. Kind of like people who collect magnets for each state they visit...It would be a fun way to learn some geography! Miss you guys!

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